i love photoshop

I POAS again this morning and it seemed to be another negative. Then after staring and squinting at it for several minutes, I think maybe there was an extremely faint second line. Well, maybe I imagined it.. 'cause I was dropping acid at the time - hell, how else does one get through the 2ww?! Or maybe it was a very very faint positive. We'll get the blood test done Monday and all will be revealed.

So today I was amusing myself with a little Photoshop. I've been thinking back to how interesting my stomach looked a couple months after Waffle Girl was born. All the various lines and scars were like badges of honor, earned along the way to mommyhood. Below I offer you my artistic rendering.
Are my pubes really comprised of green squiggles? I'll never tell. But the "rock hard abs" two months after having a baby? Totally true. Anyhow, I hope to see this funky inverted T-shape on my stomach again someday. Approximately one year from now would be just perfect.